35 calorie fake steak (and however much asparagus you eat)

Portobello mushroom caps are 35 calories each and one asparagus is, like, eight calories.

I didn't cut off the white part. Sue me.

Ingredients:

1 portobello cap

Asparagus

Salt (to taste)

Pepper (to taste)

Pam spray (it's probably not actually 0 calories but don't burst my bubble please)

Portobello caps:

Preheat the oven to 450 degrees Fahrenheit or about 232 Celsius. Add salt and pepper to the mushroom to taste. I put parmesan cheese on mine because of peer pressure but never give in to peer pressure. After not having the moral backbone of an eclair, spray a pan with Pam, put the mushrooms on, and bake for 20 minutes.

Asparagus:

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit or about 204 Celsius. Spray a pan with Pam, set the asparagus in the pan, spray it with Pam, and add salt and pepper to taste. Bake it for 10 minutes.